bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

when jongin takes a selca with the security guard...

131128 EXO'S SHOWTIME PRESS CONFERENCE

SHINDONG: kai-ssi, if d.o.-ssi asked, "if i'm a girl, would you date me?", what would you say?
D.O.: .. me?
SHINDONG: no, so like d.o.-ssi was the one who asked kai-ssi the question.
KAI: i'd have to see his height as a female.
D.O.: .... :) :) :)
SHINDONG: why are you talking about height.
KAI: the height has to match.
trans cr.: ggamjongin
mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

a simplified guide to sexualities

homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore

Immigration by Todd Bigelow.

Immigration by Todd Bigelow.

"I killed Liz. I killed the teen dream. Deal with it."

holykamote:

!!!!!!!!!

The beautiful women of SNL on Late Night with Seth Meyers

ngud:

Harajuku girls of Porter Robinson's Lionhearted

exogivesyoumoonskin:

derperthanthesea:

awedyo:

xiuhanempire:

morebaek4me:

shizznizzle:

cheolyans:

krisbangstaolo:

best-absolute-porn:

ewgot7:

tryin to pick up girls like

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or like

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or like

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or like

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more like

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why are we missing like

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how do you think i got a harem like

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don’t forget like

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like like

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and like

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more like

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maybe like

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why not like

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kudou-kun:

Juice by (The Lily X)

kudou-kun:

Juice by (The Lily X)

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