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SHINDONG: kai-ssi, if d.o.-ssi asked, "if i'm a girl, would you date me?", what would you say?
D.O.: .. me?
SHINDONG: no, so like d.o.-ssi was the one who asked kai-ssi the question.
KAI: i'd have to see his height as a female.
D.O.: .... :) :) :)
SHINDONG: why are you talking about height.
KAI: the height has to match.
trans cr.: ggamjongin
a simplified guide to sexualities
homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore
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